Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Field Report #6 - Close call SNL/DTF girl :(

Field Report #6 - Close call DTF girl :(

Its 542am and I am fucking tired but I am writing this field report. So I went out sarging with a buddy of mine and we are leaving the club and we are ready to go home. He gets this call from this girl he sarged. She's telling him to come over and hang out = translation: DTF. I tell her YO shes DTF! So I was like well ill go home. He was like no just come maybe her friend maybe DTF too. So I was like fuck it ill go then.

We get there I meet his girl and then I meet my girl. She was sitting in bed watching TV with a glass of wine. So I was like okay well I'll entertain her while my boy goes and talks to the other girl in the other room.

So I was there with my girl doing small talk. I was like OH god this girl is BORING!!! She does not seem into it but I just did more small talk. Like boring shit like what do you do etc. I throw in some DHV spikes just for the hell of it. Shes not bad Id say a good 7. So we chit chat. Then we talk about crashing over and other girl agrees. Before I hop in bed with her I automatically look at her in the eyes and tell her that its not going to happen and she looks at me and says yeah its not. (I love using LMR tactics) So then I was like alright I hop in bed with my girl next to her. Then automatically she latches on to me like I am a body pillow. So I was like ok well maybe she wasnt boring haha. So we're there in bed shes in my arms while my friend is in the room sitting on the bed with us with the other girl.

Other girl becomes non-DTF and starts getting all depressing. Being BORING her energy shifted. She did not want to go to bed with the 4 of us. So we chat me and my girl while my friend games the other girl. More small talk and some teasing haha. Throw more DHV spikes. I started talking about this 5k I am planning on doing and she was like OH I wanna run. So then I invited her to join the 5k race with me. Then I number close her. I wasnt on planning on it but now since we're in bed cuddling might as well.

So we talk and then she pops in gum (sign she planning on kissing). So she makes eye contact with me and i look back with her literally her face is so close that we are gonna kiss. So then I go for the kiss (thank god I did not pussy out like my old days) - Then BAM I go for the kiss and we kiss. So I'm still holding her and we continue to watch TV.

While my other friend games the other girl. Other girl was not feeling it then she suggested for me and my girl to go in the living room and she gets the bed to herself leaving my boy and me on the couch and my girl. We just ignore it. So then they keep talking where they cant see, I pull her closer to me and she turns to me and starts making out with me. I kiss for like .0863 seconds and pull away (haha freeze out! I cant believe I did that, old me would of made out) then I say not here. LOL and shes like then never haha. So I am doing all the girl moves and being the one to stop first. So then the other girl gets ansy and wants to sleep on her bed. My boy and I bounce.

Shit happens when one is down and the other is not! BOO! But I did number close her shot for a day 2 and did not esclate any moves while I was the one to hold myself back. I am actually pretty surprised withing myself for doing that. Horny me would be like MAKE OUT! but then the bang would not be possible since her friend was not cool.

I think I played my cards right and read all the signals correctly but just the other girl was not down. I also learned to keep pushing is what I did. I was already going to give up since I originally thought she was boring and I was not gonna get laid. In turn that it was the other way around haha. My main plan was to entertain the grenade which in turn she was not a grenade. Im glad that I just didnt go home and play Call of Duty: Black OPS (which I was looking forward in doing lol)

It is okay more chances like this is going to happen :)

Ralph

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